brando-woody

anzios:

anzios:

???? My dad just came into my room and handed me some grapes and then asked me if they tasted different and I was like yeah and my dad was almost vibrating with excitement and then he put a handful of grapes on my lap and whispered “they sell cotton candy grapes” and walked out of my room and left me wondering how I’ve survived so long with having a 12 yr old for a father

update: he came back into my room to tell me a pirate joke he just thought up

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